Unpredictable...

Looking at this picture you’d think, “Oh, hey… there’s a dude with a DCMA hat on…” butttt… what you don’t know is that this is Major Tom Keller.
Major Tom, that sounds familiar you say. Well, yes it does, because David Bowie wrote a song about this man.
Major Tom Keller was in England on a tour of duty decades ago when, while in a pub, he met David Bowie and taught him how to sing, dance and play guitar. David Bowie asked Major Tom Keller to be in a band with him, but Tom had recently met this fine looking honey. David Bowie was cool with that, he understood the vibe of falling for sweet honeys.
So David Bowie went on to be David Bowie and be in Labyrinth and Major Tom went on to be written about in songs, have a Bazooka named after him, design a line of lazer sites for automatic weapons and marry that fine honey.
Now he’s my friend Andrew’s dad.

True Story.